Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Possible New terrorist!
A snowman big enough to eat Anchorage? Bigger than King Kong? Yes. A terrifying yes!! This 16-foot creation on Columbine Street towers above the house, cars, and makes Shaquille O’Neal look like a leprechaun. The Anchorage Daily News has labeled it Snowzilla. It is made of packed ice because it would be impossible to roll snowballs the “size of small planets.” What will happen if somebody plops a magic felt hat on its head. Think of Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein. With the world already confronting crazy Santas in New Zealand, the last thing it needs is a monster that size rampaging through the Northern Hemisphere. The army would have a hard time tracking it down. Heat seeking missiles would be worthless. And it could hide in one of the many glacial valleys here invisible to the naked eye. And if by some chance it should turn out to be friendly, that deep bass voice could trigger alvanches right and left when it begins to sing. And if it should begin to dance? Whew! Tremors! This thing could make the Good Friday Earthquake look like a cakewalk. Folks, if this thing comes to life then this will be “That’s all folks!”
A snowman big enough to eat Anchorage? Bigger than King Kong? Yes. A terrifying yes!! This 16-foot creation on Columbine Street towers above the house, cars, and makes Shaquille O’Neal look like a leprechaun. The Anchorage Daily News has labeled it Snowzilla. It is made of packed ice because it would be impossible to roll snowballs the “size of small planets.” What will happen if somebody plops a magic felt hat on its head. Think of Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein. With the world already confronting crazy Santas in New Zealand, the last thing it needs is a monster that size rampaging through the Northern Hemisphere. The army would have a hard time tracking it down. Heat seeking missiles would be worthless. And it could hide in one of the many glacial valleys here invisible to the naked eye. And if by some chance it should turn out to be friendly, that deep bass voice could trigger alvanches right and left when it begins to sing. And if it should begin to dance? Whew! Tremors! This thing could make the Good Friday Earthquake look like a cakewalk. Folks, if this thing comes to life then this will be “That’s all folks!”
